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So at 7 this morning I was treated to a mom screeching at her child (who couldn't be more than 5 or 6) to "pick up her fucking underwear" and "get fucking moving" because she "didn't have time for this shit." She also told her to shut up like 8 times in the span of two minutes. Hopefully she's just having a nervous breakdown today and this isn't ( Read more... )

If you kept a God damn eye on your kids, we wouldn't need a ton of recalls because your stupid kids are chewing on lead paint chips and swallowing magnets. We had magnets and paint when I was a kid too, and you know what? I'm not dead. I also wasn't a fucking retard child who thought it would be fun to put my fingers in the easy bake oven opening ( Read more... )